February 6, 2010
fatshawnkemp: Willie Will Leitch is a bold soul; this man looks terrifying.

fatshawnkemp:

Willie

Will Leitch is a bold soul; this man looks terrifying.

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February 4, 2010
illustratedexample: Shootings happen every day on the shore, Snickers is not impressed. Loving this meme

illustratedexample:

Shootings happen every day on the shore, Snickers is not impressed.

Loving this meme

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February 3, 2010
BBQ Eating Challenge

samsplace:

C’mon, Matt T, Jerkstore, Redjeep et al, I know I can do this. Join me?

This is quite tempting.  Has anyone ever done this before? Tips?

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February 1, 2010

My gig at NFP is over

So that’s why some of my prior links to columns might not work.  Regardless, I’m happy with the way things have turned out so far.  My real job is about to get busy, football season is almost over, and I had a creative outlet for a bit.  But ultimately, I’m a better lawyer than football writer.

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Simpsons Compendium at NFP

Since there’s no way I could generate enough mail or Tweets about the Pro Bowl, my editor and I ran a back-and-forth on The Simpsons instead.  Even if you’ve never seen the show, read it so you can start getting jokes on Deadspin.

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January 31, 2010
(via fatshawnkemp) I own this card.  #thuglife

(via fatshawnkemp)


I own this card.  #thuglife

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January 30, 2010

matt-t asked: is there such a thing as too many fantasy baseball teams?
if so, what's the limit?

uh I'm asking for a friend.

The answer is 1.  I won my fantasy baseball league in 2004.  I pulled off one of the greatest trades in history: Carl Crawford (still raw), Lew Ford (never good) and Eddie Guardado (blew out his arm a week later) for 2004 Vlad Guerrero.  I also spent about an hour a day on that single team.  It’s no coincidence I only met my then-girlfriend once the playoffs started.

So, more than one and your life will be consumed.  Tell your friend that if he has more than one team it’ll seriously cramp his social life.

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Anonymous asked: when bugs bunny put on a dress and pretended to be a girl bunny, did you find him attractive?

No, but Jessica Rabbit?  I’d violate state law to be with her.

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January 27, 2010

I think the Russians might have replaced Michelle Obama with a Fembot

Seriously.  Get the guys at Langley to check into this.

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MY GAMECOCKS JUST BEAT #1 KENTUCKY OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG

meredithbklyn:

is a great year for South Carolina basketball or WHAT????

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHdsdsdjhjj

i just jumped up and down on my bed

Of course, if UK had won, the victory would have been vacated in a few years anyway, so it’s not that big a deal.

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