December 2008
12 posts
Subtlety is not my forte
Liz [not Lemon]: are you serious?? WAIT [REDACTED] WAS THE GIRL FROM WEDNESDAY?? omg i know her!!! i couldn’t see her face on wednedsay b/c your mouth was covering it!!
Dec 23rd
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All right Sunday night here we go...
Week 17! Laserface! Cutlerfucker! The AFC West is on the line!
Dec 22nd
“I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling...”
– Dock Ellis, the only pitcher in baseball history to throw a no-hitter while taking LSD, died this morning at the age of 63. I think someone tossing a no-hitter on acid is one of the 10 most amazing things that have ever happened in baseball, or on earth. (via leitch) I’d put it in the top...
Dec 21st
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How old is too old to take laundry home to mom?
I think I’m eligible until I have a wife/live-in girlfriend who’ll subtly force me to do it on my own.
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
“I’m smarter than you Jack! I’m smarter, I’m smarter!”...”
– Speed. The movie holds up quite nicely.
Dec 19th
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Reggie Bush Taking A Break →
Reggie Bush is shutting himself down with 2 games left. A Bush quitting on his job with 1/8 of it left? Shocking.
Dec 17th
“I have identified the four stages of women’s facebook profile photos: 1) girl at...”
– Russ (via thejerkstore) Nailed it. I’ve seen them go from 1-3 and from 2-4. No 1-4’s yet, but I’m still young.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Theory: Most men want a slightly “fatter” woman...
lizlemon: theotherjen: juliaallison: See the photo exhibits that follow. Women are Type 3 Men want Type 2 Women want to be Type 1 Agree? Disagree? Email me with your name, age and profession! Julia@NonSociety.com The most eloquent quote will receive the next NONSOCIETY CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY (I don’t know what the pressie is yet, but it will be GOOD.) I really don’t give a shit what...
Dec 16th
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Plus, LizLemon Gets to Rag on Me
The worst part about the Giants losing to the Cowboys is that I can’t read any week in recap (MMQB, Buzzsaw Countdown, etc.) without being depressed. I’m not too worried; but this team clearly needs Jacobs and the offensive line to be healthy. But they were playing a playoff contender on the road, and lots of guys were hurt. I’ll freak out if we (yes, we) lose to the...
Dec 15th
Everyone cares about your fantasy team
If anyone ever asks me what a 2-QB fantasy league is like, I’ll tell them Tarvaris Jackson and Shaun Hill started in the playoffs.
Dec 14th