Questions On My Mind This Afternoon
thejerkstore: At what age do women switch from designer jeans to mom jeans? Also, will designer brands of jeans cater to their aging customers by making mom jeans? Do the wearers of mom jeans know that their jeans are unfashionable, or are they oblivious? What do I make of a 25 year old woman who wears mom jeans? On that same token, what do I make of my own mother, who wore mom jeans in...
Joe Buck Ruins Everything: Kirk Gibson Home Run
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200901103731660 “The pitch from Eckersley, Gibson hits it to right, clears the fence, would it kill the guy to hustle around the bases? Way to set an example for the kids, Kirk.”
Corey Patterson Confesses His Sins, Atones for... →
iracane: Our patron saint of low on-base percentages enters the confessional on Saturday in Viera, Florida to atone for his sins of hitting leadoff despite a wild inability to draw walks. Bless… Mendoza line : Batting Average :: Paterson line : OBP
Jobs Still Elude Some Bush Ex-Officials →
Even if the economy weren’t shit, would you hire someone that had worked in the Bush administration? I wouldn’t even put it on my resume.
Bush v. Nixon, Tale of the Tape
The other day I was arguing with my old man. I told him there was no way George W. Bush could be worse than Dick Nixon. I mean, Nixon got ran out of DC he was so bad. But my dad told me that he lived through the Nixon presidency, and George W. Bush is no Richard M. Nixon when it comes to fucking up the nation. So I figured I’d break it down by category and see who is only the second worst...
I would be seriously hard-pressed to think of...
(via lizlemon) I hate how Liz Lemon always writes about me.
An Isolated Incident →
lizlemon: Fascinating article about drug abuse and conspiracy on the SMU campus in Dallas. (NB: There’s no way I can make this sound as interesting as I found it.. just read it. If nothing else, you can learn a lot about the son of the man who had an affair with Anna Wintour.) “[SMU] has long battled its reputation as a place where wealthy families send their coddled, underachieving...
thejerkstore: After play the word “Gavotte” in Facebook scrabble, Bobby Big Wheel said “I owe it to ‘You’re So Vain’.” Me: Is it bad that I think the vain guy she sings about sounds like a badass? Bobby Big Wheel: No, I like to pretend the song is about me. Same goes for “You Oughtta Know.” Also, You’re No Good by Linda Ronstadt