March 2009
5 posts
10 Things You Don't Know About Men
So, Esquire has this thing where famous women tell guys ten things they don’t know about the fairer sex. Problem is, the advice is always contradictory. One woman says, get flowers on the first date, it’s sweet. Another says, don’t do it you, you look like a creep. Gee, thanks, guys. It’s not the celebrities fault; women are too tough to understand, and it’s hard to generalize about them. But...
Breaking Story
NCAA Tournament renamed Big East-Everyone Else Challenge. Details to follow.
Hookups as Pitching Stat Lines
Sometimes people ask me, “What did you learn while you lived in a frat house?” Do you know how to tap a keg? You bet. How often do you need to clean a toilet? You never have to clean a toilet, just make a pledge do it. What’s the likelihood your roommates will steal your Hot Pockets? 100%. Do you know the meaning of true brotherhood? Umm, sure. But more than anything, I learned...
Dudes v. Bros, an Inquiry
I worked with a guy I didn’t like. He was friendly, always nice to me, but he was just so, intense. He acted like he was always on Red Bull (not coke, he would’ve been way more fun if he were always on coke). He was always trying to get me to do social stuff with work people. I don’t want to be reminded of work on the weekend, unless I’m actually working on the weekend. Yeah, Loverboy is a...
