realismus asked: your recaps for top chef always have me rolling on the floor laughing. PLEASE PLEASE do recaps for Work of Art. Work of art is possibly the most ridiculous show on TV and I need someone to make fun of it. There are just too many unseen opportunities. It has Sarah Jessica Parker, pretentious artists, and terrible artwork- it's already setting its self up for a joke.
Top Chef Recap: Mexican Bat Mitzvah
And we’re back. With bad news; they’ve done away with chefs posing during the opening credits. Sure, it made the cheftarians look like a bunch of idiots, but I had so much fun making fun of it! The only explanation: they knew I was mocking them. Chris J. wears sunglasses on his head and regular glasses where his glasses belong. We get it dude, you don’t have a normal office job. You don’t...
Real Excited to Recap Top Chef Tonight, You Guys
Need to make sure I have a big dinner beforehand so I don’t get hungry during the show.
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fullcredit asked: What are the odds of the following: (1) that UVA wins the ACC championship (2) that Tiger Son mortally wounds someone on Top Chef (3) that the NBA doesn't completely implode
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A Top Tweeter List That Doesn't Suck
Some douchebags did a “top 100 sports tweeters” list that you knew sucked because it had Darren Rovell and Ashton Kutcher on it. Since I hate strat and love people who are actually funny, here are my top 25 Tweeters, with an example of his or her (there’s a girl on here!) brilliance. Oh, and I’m putting myself number 1, because it’s my list and fuck you. 1. Bobby...
Top Chef Recap: Bacon > Tebow
And we’re back. Thanks for responding so well to my last Top Chef recap, really makes me want to keep this going even though I had a few drinks after work last night. Anyway, did you notice the opening credits are just a Texas montage for the first two episodes? We need to get chefs posing again because, c’mon, Jeff winking was just too funny. We start with Charo, Fieldston, Lesbian Fauxhawk 1...
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Top Chef Recap: My Recaps Are Longer in Texas
Hey guys, I know it’s been a while since I rapped at you, but I come bearing good news. I’m bringing back the Top Chef recaps. I can’t promise I’ll be able to do it every week, but I’ll try. This season it’s in Texas, where I hear everything chef-related is bigger, from the wisks to the cocaine problems. They bring all the cooktestants to the Alamo, which is clearly the most Texas thing you...