July 2011
4 posts
“I mean, it’s not like the Jewish elite of Manhattan are spending their weekends...”
– An Open Letter To Everyone On JDate
What’s Yiddish for “delusional”?
(via lizlemon)
The Jewish elite of Manhattan actually spend their weekends at the Arthur Treacher’s on 14th Street. Don’t tell anyone. Also, I went out every weekend while I was studying for the bar.
My Independence Day
Hey guys, hope you’re having a good July 4th, that you grill a lot of meat and blow some shit up. Maybe a pool will be involved too. I’m using this opportunity to tell you about myself. Normally I don’t like doing that, but it relates to the holiday. The big news is that I’m leaving my law firm to take a job at a start-up. In a few years I could be at my villa in the...
