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Guide to Ragging on the UK
Hey guys, this is the definitive guide to things I will be making fun of the UK for during the Olympics. Please familiarize yourself with these topics so you get these jokes.
Losing the Revolution
Getting bailed out by us in WWI and WWII
The royal family is inbred
Shitty food
Seriously, what’s Gordon Ramsey’s deal?
Losing their empire
Russell Brand
Their soccer team always shits the bed
Lane Pryce
The Profumo Affair
Princess Margaret banged a ton of dudes
They still have a monarchy
Margaret Thatcher ruined Wales
Mick Jagger’s solo albums
Mr. Bean
Driving on the wrong side of the road
Subpar dental care
Things that are British and awesome that I will not be making fun of
Joe Strummer
Monty Python
Michael Caine
That is all
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Fries are “chips” and chips are “crisps”. Cookies are “biscuits” because biscuits are non-existent in the UK.
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“z” as “zed”
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Also: Prince Charles’ face...term “bendy bus”...Singapore...
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