Bobby Big Wheel

Anonymous asked: How Jewish were you raised? Relig? Conservative? Reform?

My parents are Conservative Jews and I was raised going to synagogue every Saturday (hurl) and Hebrew school every Sunday through high school (double hurl).  They’re still pretty observant, I once brought a Cuban sandwich home and my mom made me eat it in the garage.  But they’ve mostly given up on their agnostic son who eats pork and dates shiksas. 

But if Mila Kunis wants to bring me back in the fold, I’m all ears.